Posts Tagged ‘survey’

A Zippy Response

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Ballsucker

Within minutes, that’s right MINUTES, they wrote back to me! Could this be some kind of apology? A way of fixing what they’ve done wrong? What could it be?

Hello Brian,

Thanks for contacting BLOCKBUSTER Online Customer Care.

I’m sorry to hear that you’ve canceled your subscription, Brian. Your subscription has already been successfully canceled as of September 21. If you still have any movies out, please remember that we must have them back within 30 days so you are not charged for outstanding DVDs. You may want to write down your current e-mail address and password in case you would like to reactivate your account in the future.

Because we don’t want to lose your business, I’d like to offer you some other plans I think you might be interested in:

Online Only–3 at a time for $16.99. Unlimited online rentals. You will receive unlimited online DVDs, up to 3 at one time.

Online Only–1 at a time for $4.99. 2 rentals per month. You will receive up to 2 online DVDs, 1 at one time.

If any of these plans interest you, please let me know and I’ll reactivate your account with the new subscription starting on your next billing cycle. If not, then I’m sorry to see you go and hope you reconsider in the future!

Rogerick
Customer Care Associate
BLOCKBUSTER Online

Uh, no.

They sent me a survey.

The West Wing – Part III

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Ballsucker

It’s been 10 days. What ho! A response!

Hello Brian,

Thanks for contacting BLOCKBUSTER Online Customer Care.

I appreciate your reply. I’m sorry you’re still waiting for “West Wing: The Complete Second Season – Disc 1 (2000).” Please remember that the first disc of a first season are the most popular and have a tendency to have the greatest demand than any other disc for that series.

I do acknowledge your comments and suggestions. I’m so sorry for your troubles, Brian.

Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you today.

Always here to help,

Glen
Customer Care Associate
BLOCKBUSTER Online

Thank god they are “always here to help”! Also worth noting that now I’m dealing with Glen and not Glenda. Same person? Are we pals now? What’s going on here?

So I waited five weeks…oh wait, nevermind, I replied immediately…

HAHAHAHA. Nail…meet coffin.

Read your response a few times and ask yourself this question: “Is the first disc of the second season the same as the first disc of the first season.”

I am canceling my Blockbuster subscription on Monday because of your continuously horrible customer service, suddenly crappy subscription plan and general “can only respond via form letter” email response policy.

I’ll be happy giving Netflix less money for more product.

Cya.
brian

They sent me a survey.

The West Wing Is Still Super Popular

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Ballsucker

When you submit a concern to the BB support site, it tells you that your concern will be responded to within four hours. Here we are on the next day and an email arrived in my inbox.

Hello Brian,

Thanks for contacting BLOCKBUSTER Online Customer Care.

I’m sorry for any inconvenience this has caused. I know that you are still waiting for your movie “West Wing: The Complete Second Season – Disc 1 (2000).” This movie is still in “short wait” status. “Short Wait” means the title currently has more requests than copies available for shipment. We anticipate that we should be able to ship you the title within the next few weeks, provided a distribution center near your has a copy in stock. Please keep in mind that due to the constant change in availability factors, even if it has the highest priority in your queue, we can’t guarantee that the title will be shipped within the estimated timeframe.

Unfortunately, we cannot shipped the movie “West Wing: The Complete Second Season – Disc 1 (2000).” Still this movie is not available.

I hope this information helps, Brian. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

Always here to help,

Glenda
Customer Care Associate
BLOCKBUSTER Online

Ok. Take note of how they clearly have some database with the movie title in it so they can press a button in their form letter and it will say “West Wing: The Complete Second Season – Disc 1 (2000).”…just like you’d say it casual conversation.

One of my favorite movies from the 80’s has got to be “Back to the Future: Disc 1 of 1 (1985)”

Here we go. My response:

Glenda,

Yes, I do understand that limited supply of discs results in a waiting period and that “the next few weeks” can be over six weeks for a disc that can’t possibly be in high demand. (As I said in my first letter.)

However, you proved my point straight out: “provided a distribution center near your has a copy in stock”. What you *should* do, as a DVD powerhouse, is go to another distribution center to get discs that are out of stock at my local center. 1) Call it a “short wait” 2) After two weeks, if it still hasn’t shipped, **be proactive in keeping your customers happy** and find a copy somewhere in your nationwide network of stores and distribution centers. Unless Blockbuster only owns a single copy of The West Wing, Season 2, disc 1…

What’s even lamer is that disc 3 arrived first, then a few weeks later, disc 2…you’d think that if there is an order to the discs, that the customer would want to watch them in order! (This happens with TV shows I get from you all the time…so frustrating!)

Hopefully you can see past the standard “you’ll have to wait” responses and realize how silly this all is, and why more and more people are bailing from your “Totally Limited Access” plan to go with the big N. I don’t have a business degree, but I do know that keeping customers generates more revenue than losing them.

I’m one-foot out the door already.

brian
Totally Dissatisfied w/Access

And then they sent me a survey. Nice.