The Short Bus Dashboard widget is politically incorrectly named, but oh well. Click the bus to have a random phrase describing someone's intelligence level.

Mac OS X 10.4.3 or higher is required. If you're using Safari, click the download link. When the widget download is complete, show Dashboard, click the Plus sign to display the Widget Bar and click the widget's icon in the Widget Bar to open it. If you're using a browser other than Safari, click the download link. When the widget download is complete, unarchive it and place it in /Library/Widgets/ in your home folder. Show Dashboard, click the Plus sign to display the Widget Bar and click the widget's icon in the Widget Bar to open it.

Current version: 1.0 (2007-03-21) — Brian Haslanger, doubleforte.net